{Help Yourself}
When Mom says "No", or is helping Landon, just help yourself. Chances are you already know the answer to those puzzling child locks. Flex your independence and you'll realize you had the answer all along. When that fails, try brute force. Its great.
I offered him yogurt. But he wanted pizza. Know what he said next? "Lets put it in the oven and make it hot!" Geez....might as well tell Garrett to go ahead and buy me hair dye and wrinkle cream for Mother's Day... (and no Garrett. Don't. Just don't)
The last of the child-locks has been breached.
I might have been just a little bit annoyed with him today. And yesterday. Yesterday he took apart the doorknob cover and decided to climb on the bathroom counter and run water in the sink.








